July 31 2014, 01:55 AM   •   106,662 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#queue  

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

July 31 2014, 12:58 AM   •   195,131 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#queue  

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

July 30 2014, 11:03 PM   •   212,645 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#queue  

my internet’s being too slow to deal with i’m just gonna sleep instead

moriartylikestoplaygames:

You getting the results emailed then?

image

nah, posted home, because they won’t email them. i’ll just have to wait until we’re back :(

July 30 2014, 10:08 PM   •   6 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

image

July 30 2014, 10:05 PM   •   274,468 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#queue  

thessbakerstreet:

Victor is an unshakable optimist to the point where Sherlock considers it a psychiatric condition. They had an unfortunate incident once where they decided to go hiking in the woods and ended up lost, cold and hungry (Sherlock dropped the backpack full of food in a stream). Victor lost a shoe and Sherlock sprained his ankle and after the final fuck up of falling down a steep hill into a mud swamp Victor actually had the audacity to turn to Sherlock and say, “Well, at least it’s not raining…”

July 30 2014, 10:04 PM   •   9 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
imagine if victor and mark stayed friends bc he was still with other dude and victor was with sherlock and sherlock met mark and at first everything was awkward and they were both vaguely jealous of the attention the other got from victor but then sherlock half heartedly complained about victor's lack of memory and mark was like "i KNOW right??" and they both started saying times when vic forgot something important and bonded over it before moving onto ways to kill people with a fork or somethin

and-roses-are-red:

mayhembee:

oh my god this would be the most beautiful of things (‘once he quite literally forgot to bring a gun. seriously. he left it on a bedside table or something wE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THREATENING AND HE JUST PATTED HIMSELF DOWN AWKWARDLY BECAUSE HE FORGOT THE DAMN GUN’)

ikr its madness and they mark would react to getting hit in the shoulder by falling on the ground like “i am dYING” and sherlock would stare at him like “victor why are you friends with someone so overdramatic” bc clearly sherlock is nEVER dramatic

imagine mark standing up for him though like, “victor’s knowledge of the greek gods is very helpful one time it saved our lives and he’ll often tell stories to help with people calm down” and sherlock looks at victor super fondly like “that sounds like him”

they may succeed in not killing anyone but i doubt they would succeed in not injuring someone. probably one of them actually.

victor would then have to experimentally do precisely the same as he did to mark to sherlock to see how he reacted (and whether it was any less dramatic)

yessssss and victor just bLUSHING FURIOUSLY even though it’s totally one of the things he knows he’s pretty good at because having so many people he’s so fond of being complimenting him at the same time is a bit much to take let’s be honest here

when they open the second bottle and the cork injures another person, victor proceeds to try to hide under the table while giggling (he’s quite drunk by then)

July 30 2014, 10:00 PM   •   14 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

moriartylikestoplaygames:

SO YOU’RE DEF AWAY FROM 10-18TH? 

image

YEAH WE’RE GOING AWAY NOT THIS THURSDAY BUT NEXT THURSDAY AND FOR TWO WEEKS :(

July 30 2014, 09:47 PM   •   6 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

moriartylikestoplaygames:

mayhembee:

moriartylikestoplaygames replied to your post: accidental slight sunburn gods damn it

I seriously freaking love your hair

A WILD RHIANNA APPEARS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

(srsly thank you though it looks even cooler in sunlight)

THEN I MUST SEE YOU IN SUNLIGHT

image

WELL IF YOU WEREN’T ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER HOUSE ATM

July 30 2014, 09:38 PM   •   6 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

moriartylikestoplaygames replied to your post: accidental slight sunburn gods damn it

I seriously freaking love your hair

A WILD RHIANNA APPEARS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

(srsly thank you though it looks even cooler in sunlight)

July 30 2014, 09:33 PM   •   6 notes
imagine if victor and mark stayed friends bc he was still with other dude and victor was with sherlock and sherlock met mark and at first everything was awkward and they were both vaguely jealous of the attention the other got from victor but then sherlock half heartedly complained about victor's lack of memory and mark was like "i KNOW right??" and they both started saying times when vic forgot something important and bonded over it before moving onto ways to kill people with a fork or somethin

and-roses-are-red:

mayhembee:

oh my god this would be the most beautiful of things (‘once he quite literally forgot to bring a gun. seriously. he left it on a bedside table or something wE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THREATENING AND HE JUST PATTED HIMSELF DOWN AWKWARDLY BECAUSE HE FORGOT THE DAMN GUN’)

i can imagine them both complaining about having to eat actual food but they do it anyway and then are like tHIS IS DELICIOUS WHAT and eat it heartily then afterwards are like “okay thank you i guess” and vic is like “you do this every time” because they always act annoyed and then love the food because they are dORKS

mark would correct the pronunciations and sherlock would be like “why are so many of them named after greek gods” and mark would reveal so that it’d be easier on victor to remember the names of them bc he’s a sweetheart really

yes no angst this time around they defeat the villain and then are super relieved and fuss over each other before going out to get a celebratory meal yay

victor is totally frustrated but secretly super pleased with it because wow actual nutrients on a plate and they actually eat the damn stuff and it’s a minor miracle all on its own. he gently almost hits them on the shoulder in a friendly way in retaliation for their feigned annoyance

sherlock would end up being like ‘you’re not still obsessed with all that are you’ and victor would get all indignant because ‘yES. YES I AM WHAT OF IT. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH BEING SO’

a celebratory meal with champagne and trying to open it themselves without killing someone with the cork

July 30 2014, 09:31 PM   •   14 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
accidental slight sunburn gods damn it

accidental slight sunburn gods damn it

July 30 2014, 09:26 PM   •   3 notes
imagine if victor and mark stayed friends bc he was still with other dude and victor was with sherlock and sherlock met mark and at first everything was awkward and they were both vaguely jealous of the attention the other got from victor but then sherlock half heartedly complained about victor's lack of memory and mark was like "i KNOW right??" and they both started saying times when vic forgot something important and bonded over it before moving onto ways to kill people with a fork or somethin

and-roses-are-red:

mayhembee:

oh my god this would be the most beautiful of things (‘once he quite literally forgot to bring a gun. seriously. he left it on a bedside table or something wE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THREATENING AND HE JUST PATTED HIMSELF DOWN AWKWARDLY BECAUSE HE FORGOT THE DAMN GUN’)

then mark just nods like “no problem man by the way I’m craving non-popcorn food— weird i know— will you go to a food place with me.” like its the most normal thing in the world. the people victor has to put up with.

'why in the world would you even say that victor my cats are my babies i cant give them away' conversation too and sherlock is sitting there like ???? how many cats does this man have?

its like a two way street though because victors all “i must protect my two dorks” and mark and sherlock are like “we must protect our joint dork” and so like no one gets hurt but there is lots of drama

victor complains about them both being nightmarish and forces them to come to his flat at least once a week and puts proper home-cooked food in front of them. with maybe a promise of popcorn after

once sherlock asks just how many and victor just. groans and starts trying to count on his fingers and he can’t even remember all the names ‘but pretend to mark that i remember because i totally should by now’

drama without terrible angst and they are all very pleased (and think it’s a little bit of a miracle)

July 30 2014, 09:20 PM   •   14 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

July 30 2014, 09:07 PM   •   247,377 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#queue